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I understand you're looking for a story with a frustrated tone. While I can't write something that uses profanity, I can capture that frustration with a different approach. Here's a story titled "The Case of the Clueless Climber":

The Case of the Clueless Climber

Sweat stung Barry's eyes as he inched his way up the sheer rock face. Below, the valley floor stretched out like a crumpled green blanket, mocking his precarious position. He hadn't planned on being here. This wasn't part of the "scenic hike" the travel brochure had promised.

It all started with a misplaced map and a misplaced sense of direction. What should have been a leisurely stroll through a marked trail had morphed into a death-defying scramble up an unmarked cliff. Barry, an accountant by trade, was not built for such endeavors. His khakis, usually pristine at the office, were now clinging to him like a damp second skin.

"Just a little further," Barry muttered to himself, more for encouragement than anything else. His arms burned, his fingers strained, and a knot of dread sat heavy in his stomach. Every gust of wind sent shivers down his spine.

He finally reached a narrow ledge, offering a sliver of temporary respite. Huffing and puffing, he looked around, hoping to spot a familiar landmark, a trail marker, anything to remind him how he'd gotten into this mess.

Then, he saw it. A bright orange backpack, wedged precariously in a crevice a few feet above him. Recognition dawned on Barry. It belonged to that obnoxious hiker he'd encountered earlier, the one who'd scoffed at Barry's map and insisted on taking a "shortcut."

Suddenly, a flicker of movement above the backpack caught his eye. There, clinging to a rock with one hand while fumbling with his phone in the other, was the hiker himself. Barry recognized the smug grin even from this distance.

"Hey!" the hiker bellowed, his voice strained. "Up here! Can you give me a hand?"

Blood rushed to Barry's head. Here was the source of his predicament, dangling precariously because of his own recklessness, and now asking for help? The urge to scream a very un-Barry-like string of profanity was overwhelming.

He took a deep breath, counting to ten. "Sure," he gritted out, his voice tight. "Just hold on."

The climb up to the hiker was agonizing. Barry reached out, offering a hand, and the man practically leaped into his grasp. He was surprisingly light, but reeked of a potent aftershave, adding to Barry's mounting irritation.

"Thanks a bunch, buddy!" the hiker said, flashing a toothy grin. "Thought I was a goner for a minute there. Lost my footing, you see. Didn't realize this 'shortcut' was quite so... treacherous."

Barry stared at him, speechless. Here was the idiot who'd gotten them both into this mess, completely oblivious to his own role in their near-death experience.

Finally, he found his voice. "Lost your footing, huh?" he said, his tone dry. "Maybe next time, consult a map before deciding to take off-road excursions."

The hiker's grin faltered slightly. He opened his mouth to speak, but Barry cut him off. "You know what? Never mind. Just... let's get down from here."

The descent was even more harrowing than the climb. By the time they finally reached solid ground, Barry felt like a deflated balloon. He glared at the hiker, who was sheepishly brushing dirt off his clothes.

"Look," the hiker stammered, "I apologize for the trouble. Maybe we could grab a drink when we get back down? My treat, as a token of my gratitude."

Barry considered this for a moment. He didn't exactly feel like socializing, but a good cup of coffee (and maybe a shot of something stronger) did sound appealing. Besides, the sheer audacity of the suggestion was almost comical.

He sighed. "Fine," he said. "But you're paying."

The hiker's grin returned, this time a little less smug. Maybe, Barry thought, even the most clueless climber could learn a thing or two from a near-death experience. Or at least pay for a decent cup of coffee.