Lmfaooo

 

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The clock struck 2:43 am, a witching hour reserved for questionable decisions and questionable snacks. My stomach rumbled, a symphony of empty promises fueled by a night of questionable dance moves and even more questionable karaoke attempts. "Pizza," I declared, the word echoing with the weight of a divine decree.

My roommate, Sarah, a creature of pure nighttime energy, perked up at the word "pizza" like a bloodhound scenting a steak. "Hold on," she said, eyes gleaming with the unholy light of a shared craving. "Let's check the app. Maybe there's a deal."

Now, Sarah and I are connoisseurs of questionable app deals. We once ordered a "mystery meat" pizza for the sheer thrill of the unknown (spoiler alert: it was definitely bologna). This time, however, the app gods smiled upon us. A "Late Night Lunatics" special: two large pizzas for the price of one, delivered in 30 minutes or less. Sold!

The next 30 minutes were a blur of anticipation and questionable dance moves (round two). We donned our finest "who needs sleep?" attire - which in this case meant mismatched pajamas and an alarming number of cat-ear headbands. Every doorbell ring sent us scrambling to the door, only to be met with disappointment (mostly disgruntled neighbors wondering about the caterwauling coming from our apartment).

Finally, after what felt like an eternity (it was probably only 25 minutes), the doorbell rang. We exploded towards the door like a pack of sugar-crazed raccoons. The delivery guy, a man with the weary eyes of someone who'd seen too much late-night pizza mayhem, handed us the pizzas.

Triumphant, we retreated back into our apartment, only to be met with a new obstacle: the pizza box wouldn't open. We wrestled with it like a pair of toddlers fighting over a broken toy. Sarah, in a moment of pure genius (or questionable judgment), decided to use a spatula as leverage. Let's just say the spatula met an untimely demise, launching a shower of pepperoni across the floor.

Undeterred, we resorted to brute force. The box finally yielded, releasing a glorious aroma of cheesy goodness. But then, disaster struck. We had one pepperoni pizza and... a pineapple pizza. Pineapple on pizza? In our sacred apartment? This was a betrayal of epic proportions.

We stared at the pineapple pizza, a silent standoff between carb-craving and principle. Finally, Sarah broke the silence. "You know what?" she said, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Screw it. It's 3 am. Pineapple goes on everything tonight."

And so, the Great Pizza Heist commenced. We devoured pizza with the ferocity of famished wolves, pineapple slices included (they weren't terrible, but we weren't admitting that). We danced on the table (bad idea), sang karaoke renditions of questionable 80s hits (worse idea) and ended up sprawled on the floor, bellies full and spirits high.

The next morning, the remnants of our pizza adventure were a testament to our questionable decisions. There were pepperoni crumbs everywhere, a rogue pineapple slice clinging precariously to the ceiling fan, and a lingering sense of "what were we thinking?" But honestly, the memory of our ridiculous pizza heist, fueled by exhaustion and questionable cravings, made it all worth it. Lmfaooo indeed. Sometimes, the best nights are the ones you can barely remember. Just don't tell the delivery guy about the spatula.