As a millennial myself I thought this was hilarious because I witnessed all the boys have this haircut

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Hot take: this emo fringe haircut was peak. At least the people who had it weren't douchcebags. Every person I have met who has the broccoli hairstyle has been a massive piece of shit.


I was getting ice cream with my son and there were 9 teenagers with the exact same broccoli cut. Literally 9. I counted… It was uncanny. Also, this was another moment I realized I’m old cause I thought about how people my age must have thought about me when I was young…

Look, as a former scene boy with a greasy swoop who now teaches at a high school full with broccoli bowls, it is my unbiased opinion that…

THE SWOOP IS THE BEST HAIRCUT EVER THE PERMED BROCCOLI BOWL IS HORRIBLE LOLOL IVE GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMIN WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN, IVE GOT THE GIFT OF ONE LINERS AND YOUVE GOT THE CURSE OF CURVES LOLOL BRIANA BIOPSY FOREVER DAVEY DANGER FOREVER ASHLEY ATROPHY FOREVER

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